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Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harderEoin Colfer
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Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.Eoin Colfer
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, " intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.Eoin Colfer
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I bet, " said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.Eoin Colfer
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.Eoin Colfer
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How does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant.Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.' You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.Eoin Colfer
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They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.Eoin Colfer
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.Eoin Colfer
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Of course I saved you, " she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.Eoin Colfer
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They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.Eoin Colfer
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.Eoin Colfer